cannonballt1tcomb:

a marine was in a college class taught by a liberal gay demon professor. one day the professor said “if god is real, he will suck my dick” after ten minutes of silence the tough marine got up from his seat and sucked the liberal aclu professor’s dick. the professor came. “what did you do that for?” the marine answered “god was busy building ford trucks shirtless so he sent me to suck dick”

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

everyone stfu

i love doctor’s

dont forget to un-“like” all of my posts after you have finished enjoying them

jobhaver:

save room for enjoying more content on the web

ever go on someones blog and cringe and then get off it immediately

dreamboat..

dreamboat..

i just went into my living room and heard “that fufu lame shit i aint wit it” and ithouht i was hearing things but my brother was looking at the vine on his phone i almost died

kasoukai:

you see, the metaphor is that i suck dick and am bad at making jokes

redpilledbynabokov:

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that fufu lame shit
i ain’t wit it

NO FUCKING WAY

redpilledbynabokov:

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that fufu lame shit

i ain’t wit it

NO FUCKING WAY

syameimaru:

"Boy what a game, Bob. Raymoo Hackery, all-star offensive line for many, many seasons, probably thought going up against these rookies was going to be a cakewalk. And for the first 90% it was, but then in the last 20%, BOOM! Kanakow Yoosaka, fresh off the bench, but with an incredible defensive game. Just look at this. Here, here, here - you can’t get through that! Heck, you can’t even see her behind all that. Now, Raymoo can normally pick out narrow lanes like these, but I think over-confidence got the best of her. Oh well, Raymoo, there’s always next season. Bob?”

syameimaru:

"Boy what a game, Bob. Raymoo Hackery, all-star offensive line for many, many seasons, probably thought going up against these rookies was going to be a cakewalk. And for the first 90% it was, but then in the last 20%, BOOM! Kanakow Yoosaka, fresh off the bench, but with an incredible defensive game. Just look at this. Here, here, here - you can’t get through that! Heck, you can’t even see her behind all that. Now, Raymoo can normally pick out narrow lanes like these, but I think over-confidence got the best of her. Oh well, Raymoo, there’s always next season. Bob?”

nah but yeah the fault in the stars movie looks really fuckinig awful but im not exactly looking forward to another 6 months of posts about john green on my dash